Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Peel

Picking scabs is better than writing this essay.

Writing this essay is better than peeling off your toe-nail.

Peeling off your toe-nail is better than banging your head against a brick wall.

Banging your head against a brick wall is better than stepping on a rusty nail.

Stepping on a rust nail is better than getting crabs.

Getting crabs is better than falling asleep on a bed of lobsters.

Falling asleep on a bed of lobsters is better than thinking about the future.

Thinking about the future is better than social anxiety.

Social anxiety is better than picking scabs.

Picking scabs is better than writing this essay.

See! You just gotta look at it all in perspective! Who am I even talking to? Me I guess.

HAHA JK, MAN, JK. NOTHING IS BETTER THAN PICK SCABS. LAWL.

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